Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agoIf she doesn't disclose up front that she's wearing makeup, that's sexual assaultlemmy.todayimagemessage-square175linkfedilinkarrow-up1200arrow-down122
arrow-up1178arrow-down1imageIf she doesn't disclose up front that she's wearing makeup, that's sexual assaultlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square175linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 hours agoWeirded the entire country out by eating a raw onionlemmy.todayimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down12
arrow-up1126arrow-down1imageWeirded the entire country out by eating a raw onionlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square16linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agoIf you two French kiss, I will save my babylemmy.todayimagemessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1379arrow-down17
arrow-up1372arrow-down1imageIf you two French kiss, I will save my babylemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square25linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoHow many Octobers is it today?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down16
arrow-up182arrow-down1imageHow many Octobers is it today?lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agobeautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact melemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down11
arrow-up171arrow-down1imagebeautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact melemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agoSome men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxinglemmy.todayimagemessage-square259linkfedilinkarrow-up1806arrow-down124
arrow-up1782arrow-down1imageSome men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxinglemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square259linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoDon't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down16
arrow-up180arrow-down1imageDon't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoalways has that Jeni Se Qkwuouaghlemmy.todayimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1346arrow-down16
arrow-up1340arrow-down1imagealways has that Jeni Se Qkwuouaghlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square43linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agonot she berry or he berry but no berrylemmy.todayimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1321arrow-down19
arrow-up1312arrow-down1imagenot she berry or he berry but no berrylemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoBigfoot is just a man who made a choice.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down15
arrow-up1292arrow-down1imageBigfoot is just a man who made a choice.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoWhy did 1,000 world citizens bury their underpants?plus-squarelemmy.todayimagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1imageWhy did 1,000 world citizens bury their underpants?plus-squarelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoNothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sacklemmy.todayimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down10
arrow-up1138arrow-down1imageNothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sacklemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoPhotographer wants to take cool photo, inadvertently discovers sheep physics.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down12
arrow-up1292arrow-down1imagePhotographer wants to take cool photo, inadvertently discovers sheep physics.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square22linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoArguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoeverlemmy.todayimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down11
arrow-up183arrow-down1imageArguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoeverlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoI wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. This one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down12
arrow-up1104arrow-down1imageI wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. This one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoYou could take an oath swearing on a jar of peanut butter.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1454arrow-down14
arrow-up1450arrow-down1imageYou could take an oath swearing on a jar of peanut butter.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoAt this rate of gays being transed we will soon have to tap into strategic homosexual reserveslemmy.todayimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down14
arrow-up158arrow-down1imageAt this rate of gays being transed we will soon have to tap into strategic homosexual reserveslemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoI miss when goon meant entry level mafia employeelemmy.todayimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down14
arrow-up1143arrow-down1imageI miss when goon meant entry level mafia employeelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoIf food worked you wouldn't need to keep eating it.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1254arrow-down14
arrow-up1250arrow-down1imageIf food worked you wouldn't need to keep eating it.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoRoomie called me out the other day when I had a round of applause come from my ass.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down16
arrow-up132arrow-down1imageRoomie called me out the other day when I had a round of applause come from my ass.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
