I have shucked, literally, thousands of oysters, and I’ve never seen one that looked anything close to this. If anyone has any more information or a Wikipedia link or something, I’d like to see it, but this strikes me more as some sort of “food parody” made out of wax, paraffin, and fondant
I have shucked, literally, thousands of oysters, and I’ve never seen one that looked anything close to this. If anyone has any more information or a Wikipedia link or something, I’d like to see it, but this strikes me more as some sort of “food parody” made out of wax, paraffin, and fondant
I have fucked, literally, thousands of oysters, and every single one of them looked like this.
Not really, but I thought it was funny how ‘shucked’ and ‘fucked’ rhyme, given this post’s context.
once was a man named Glyster,
he fished on the beach like a meister,
he shouted from the sea,
get the fuck off of me,
and was found balls deep in an oyster.
AI image?