The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agoHis presence terrorizes this townlemmy.worldimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1662arrow-down112
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minus-squareXephonianlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·6 months ago20 gallons a year isn’t much at all. “Man reasonably consumes cheese” isn’t as catchy I suppose.
minus-squareCatoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·6 months agoThe average American consumes something like 40 lbs of cheese a year per the USDA. I can’t tell you how much a gallon of cheese weighs but it seems like it’s a fair bit more than 2 lbs each.
minus-squareCrowfiend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·6 months agoPer Google, and doing the math, a gallon of cheese is 8 pounds (roughly 4kg). So that’s 160lbs in a year. Holy shit that’s a fucking lot of cheese. Someone stop this madman.
minus-squarehakase@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoThat’s about a pound of cheese every two days. Pretty sure I could hit that number without any trouble at all.
minus-squarejettrscga@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 months agoIt’s 0.85 cups per day every day of the year. It’s not a lot, but he’s either horrifyingly consistent or floods his body with cheese on a few ritualistic days. I fear either option.
minus-squarePulptastic@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoAn average of ~600 calories a day or so from liquid cheey.
minus-squarenxdefiant@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoI don’t know if that’s a typo, but “cheey” is a delightfully terrible name that I am stealing.
20 gallons a year isn’t much at all.
“Man reasonably consumes cheese” isn’t as catchy I suppose.
The average American consumes something like 40 lbs of cheese a year per the USDA. I can’t tell you how much a gallon of cheese weighs but it seems like it’s a fair bit more than 2 lbs each.
Per Google, and doing the math, a gallon of cheese is 8 pounds (roughly 4kg). So that’s 160lbs in a year.
Holy shit that’s a fucking lot of cheese. Someone stop this madman.
That’s about a pound of cheese every two days. Pretty sure I could hit that number without any trouble at all.
It’s 0.85 cups per day every day of the year.
It’s not a lot, but he’s either horrifyingly consistent or floods his body with cheese on a few ritualistic days. I fear either option.
An average of ~600 calories a day or so from liquid cheey.
I don’t know if that’s a typo, but “cheey” is a delightfully terrible name that I am stealing.