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Ricky Rigatoni to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

Women come, women go

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Women come, women go

Ricky Rigatoni to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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  • angband@lemmy.world
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    I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn’t see the joke.

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    Weird banana

  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip
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    Is this loss?

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    Man came anal pine.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I have a man, I have a pineapple.

    Pineappleman!

  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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    Orange you glad the man go?

    • Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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      I’ll be glad if the orange man go

  • Ricky RigatoniOP
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    8 hours ago

    This was a lot funnier at 3am 🙁

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      It’s always 3 somewhere.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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        3am is a state of mind.

    • fushuan [he/him]@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      It would have been funnier if you had put the correct fruit tho 🥭

      • Ricky RigatoniOP
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        That was the joke actually. A little. Misdirection. If you will. Devious.

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          mischievous, even

        • fushuan [he/him]@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          7 hours ago

          Oh, then it didn’t land on me, sorry.

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  • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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    Man come

    Weird orange

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    When the rain washes you clean, ananas

  • chocrates@piefed.world
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    This makes me unreasonably annoyed. Good for you OP!

  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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    mango?

    that’s a pineapple.

    ugh this people who don’t even know what fruits are.

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      And those aren’t even real men and women, it’s just pictures of them! Smh my head

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      these*

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        singular

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        Thoses*

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          Supposses.

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      Nah, that’s not an …apple.

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        It’s a pen.

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          Pen pineapple apple pen

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    Mananas

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    Cotton eye joe

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    That’s a watermelon

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    I laughed but it still bothers me a little.

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