I am forty. My biggest fear is surviving another 40 years. I hope I can die soon.
Mood
I’m 38 and can only agree that’s how I expect life at 40 to be
43 here. Hills are tough.
Exactly, I’m 38 also, and this is already like 90% true. Just need a good walking stick.
Ya’ll need to put the bong down and get up out of your gaming chairs every so often and move more. I’m 41 and I don’t feel like this.
Are you talking to the 8 & 9 year-olds?
They shouldn’t be doing drugs either.
Y’all need to fidget spin into a gym, don’t smoke a drug and yolo the bible, cuz
Lolz! Kids are stupid… those are things that happen when you’re 50
As someone who got fibromyalgia in their 20s, that’s what life is like.
Savage
And not 1 mentioned depression and debt.
Or “sleep” turning from a refreshing undertaking into “wake up more exhausted than before bit now your back hurts”
And you have to go back to work
Sounds more like OP has to go work on the back. Haha!!
Yeah, bad puns are also something terrible that happens when turning 40.
I’ll be 36 next month. I let myself slept in this morning until I woke up. I have a crick in my neck and the left side of my lumbar spine is a dull mass of burning discomfort. I’d rather sleep 6.5 hours every night than wake up feeling like this every day.
They did. They just spoke metaphorically.
That does sound like how I felt at 40.
Sounds like me at 25
I started finding gray hairs around then
I am 40 and ready to die.
So its half accurate.
Well the gray hair is partly true, at least.
Sincerely, graying 40yo
Nailed it.
I know I will die soon
This cracked me up way more than it should have
They were off base, but not by enough.
Man those kids were spot on. Eerily accurate.
I know I will soon die
We should all remind ourselves that fact
Speak for yourself. I intend to live forever.
“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!”
Pretty sure thats literally the premise behind the immortal man in The Sandman.
Arthas intensifies
Terenas: What is this? What are you doing, my son?
Arthas: Succeeding you, Father…
Memento mori
