• tetris11@feddit.uk
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    18 hours ago

    To attract a witch, work on yourself first:

    • Go barefoot when commuting
    • Fly a kite at night
    • Combine all your condiments into a single d20 die
    • Place lanyards on foxes and invite them into your workplace
    • Strike matches to punctuate your sentences
    • Sweep your cloak or cape magnanimously when greeting people
    • Give serious but subtle head nods to misbehaving children
    • Carve messages into stones and throw them into water fountains
    • Use an umbrella for everything except rain.

    The witches will come.