Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’www.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square180linkfedilinkarrow-up1560arrow-down18
arrow-up1552arrow-down1external-linkBay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’www.independent.co.ukSahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前message-square180linkfedilink
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·5 个月前“The average squatter has no melee experience,” But what about magic? Magic beats melee in the combat triangle.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·5 个月前what about crack, and fentanyl buffs.
minus-squarebillbasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 个月前At a distance! This would be close quarter
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 个月前If the squatter mage has been there long enough to count it as a chantry, then there’s wards and no paradox, so the melee assailant is cooked.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 个月前It actually doesn’t matter as far as the combat triangle is concerned because melee armor has debuffs for magic defense and magic armor has buffs for melee defense IIRC Also mages can freeze you and shit
minus-squareokmko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·5 个月前Here me out, longbow is still melee range.
minus-squarebillbasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 个月前No argument there. See: Legolas in any LOTR
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 个月前And people with melee experience are not bulletproof.
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 个月前Hm. This guy might have trouble against a higher-level homeless like Nanba-san.
“The average squatter has no melee experience,”
But what about magic? Magic beats melee in the combat triangle.
what about crack, and fentanyl buffs.
Fentanyl is a debuff.
At a distance! This would be close quarter
If the squatter mage has been there long enough to count it as a chantry, then there’s wards and no paradox, so the melee assailant is cooked.
It actually doesn’t matter as far as the combat triangle is concerned because melee armor has debuffs for magic defense and magic armor has buffs for melee defense IIRC
Also mages can freeze you and shit
Here me out, longbow is still melee range.
No argument there. See: Legolas in any LOTR
And people with melee experience are not bulletproof.
I cast GUN
Hm. This guy might have trouble against a higher-level homeless like Nanba-san.