Nothing about personality, so I’m pretty sure that’s a thing this guy lacks.
Assertive and dominant are personality traits. Not really great in isolation, but its there. 😆
This guy thinks women want a goose.
women aren’t geese?
fuck i gotta ask my wife about this. she’s been angry and honk-y all week
Found Zeus
I, uh, prefer women.
Woof :3
He’s just a cool guy looking for other cool guys to hang out in his party mansion.
Well he can’t invite women to his party mansion. That would be gay
What the hell are hunter eyes? all humans have eyes selected for hunting. Sure a guy with eyes sitting on the sides of his skull would look weird but are there even any genectic defects that could cause this?
hope you’re ready for the most pointless, ridiculous nonsense you’ve ever seen
I think he meant, eyes like Hunter Biden. Or it could have meant ‘hunter green’ as a color, which is impossible. Or maybe autocorrect wrote ‘hunter’ when he meant to write ‘munter’.
Hunter eyes are those large eyes that cats do when they hunt for stuff:
so like, is the guy supposed to have them transplanted? or have them somewhere in a jar floating in formaldehyde?
I’m imagining like squinty eyes like Clint Eastwood? No actually idea, though. Just some more reverse phrenology to feed their self pity addiction
What about “makes me laugh”?
“is kind to children and animals”
“is capable of expressing emotions other than anger or jealousy”
Big extra credit for “has any kind of creative hobby”
the big one for us was “we want to spend time together even if we’re not doing anything, well after the puppy crush phase”
What about “there’s billions of women, claiming they all share the same preferences is utterly ridiculous independent of the specifics”?
Unflappable confidence? Try unflappable dick
Not speaking for women here. Just me
yeah my valve broke on fully inflated too
