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A friend is staying at our house fur the week, and we’re watching their pups during the day. They sing:
Toe beans, toe beans, toe beans toe BEEEeans, you’re such a fuzzy pup, toe beans
(Jolene, Dolly Parton)
I sing-spell their names to the tune of the “It’s raining, it’s pouring” song while spelling them in ASL, then finish with their name and my made-up name sign for each one. Lily (cat) is L rotated to a finger gun, Milo (cat) is the hang 10 sign, Cooper (dog) gets C rocked back and forth a few times, and Zoe (dog) gets her name air-written in cursive (with a few extra 'e’s to stretch it out).
Nobody in my house, including myself, speaks (signs?) ASL. I just watched way, way too much Switched at Birth way back when. 😂
Edited for clarity.
🎶 Who? Is? My little sweet potato? 🎶
/Lift her paw to make her look like she’s answering a question in class/
🎶 I yam! 🎶
I was going to say “what, people do that? Thats fucking silly” and then my wife reminded me that I literally have a song for my cat, Nyarlathotep, that I sing to him when I pick him up and for some reason my brain forgot about that or simply thought it didn’t count.
Anyway, it goes to the tune of “Don’t Bring Me Down” by ELO
NYAR Nyar nyar NYAR Nyar NYAR nyar Nyrar nyar nyar nyuh nyar NYAR NYAR NYAR NYAR
Crinkle Crinkle little cat
So you know where your noms be at
Dreamies for you Docklesocks
Fishsticks for you Scullypops
Crinkle Crinkle little cat
So you know where your noms be at
🎵"I said maybe! You’re gonna be the pup that saved me! Because afterrrr allllll! YOU’RE MY URZA DOG!!!" 🎶
Belted out at about a thousand decibels to the tune of Wonder Wall by Oasis. It’s considered a war crime in Los Angeles county.
Bean will, Bean will CHOMP YOU! (sing it)
Bean will, Bean will CHOMP YOU!
I’m a little teapot:
“I’m a little dogger short and sweet, here are my pawpaws here are my teeth.”
There should be like 10 more but for sone reason I can’t seem to remember them 😄
You mean like this gem (YouTube link) from the early days of the interwebs?
My cat gets this sung at her a LOT around here! I love it so much. :)
I know you gotta potty.
I know you gotta potty.
I know you gotta potty,
Cause the poop is in your body!
My partner comes up with the jingles, and his biggest hit is,
"Beat your butt,
Beat your butt,
Beat your butt like a butt slap slut!"
I want to marry him again.
Chloe the Cat Song
Cuz she’s a Chloe McChloe,
(She is a…good Chloe)
Chloe McChloe!
(Oh yeaaaaah!)Dishwala - Counting Blue Cars:
Tell me all your thoughts on dog Cuz I really wanna feed her
I have a bunch more but this one came to mind first
Firstborn:
She’s a silly Sally, silly Sally, silly Sally
She’s a sweetie kitty, sweetie kitty, sweetie kitty
(On repeat. Usually for long enough for her to have lost and then regained interest in whatever I was doing while singing.)
Wild child:
MISTAAAAAR… boycat…
MISTAAAAAR… boycat…
HE’S MYYYYY… baby…
HE’S MYYYYY… boycat…
(Usually when he enters the room. Still has mixed success in distracting him from choosing violence…)
