For context, there are 200 Muslims in the entire state of Wyoming.
This is the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
I’d like to introduce you to the daily news in the usa. Every day is the most embarrassing day to be American, so far.
Wait until you see the MAGA wearing Trump diapers.
He’s cosplaying in that flak jacket with no sappy plates, and his hands look softer than a baby’s bottom.
Nothing more badass than a dude with a gut covering it with a vest.
Can we ban Christian law next?
If Americans actually understood their Constitution, they would rightfully laugh about this idiot.
Which makes me wonder: with all this “hurray! Patriotism” in American schools, wouldn’t it be better to stop wasting time on this stupid “pledge of allegiance” and use this time to actually learn something about US politics?
Plate carrier with no plates.
Practically a uniform among cosplay politicians.
That’s also a “XL” plate carrier, normal plate carriers have the Velcro meet front and center.
Russian style
“Steel yourselves, guys” - a DPR commander somewhere
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And gets beat up because apparently that’s what he does.
The fake armor honestly just gives bystanders a handle to throw him by
Reminds me of this.
In an unrelated though, this guy has such an American hair style.
Guy?
Bet he can’t tell you what Sharia Law is.
If i were made to create a character who was trying to be tough but is actually a big, scared manbaby that lives with his mum it would be this gif.
This dude would be in tears hiding at any tragic event.
The fact he’s doing this in the middle of some giant, random parking lot really ties together the “modern America” feel.
If you’d want to make a parody video of this, you’d just need to post the same video
Potentially change the music, but I don’t know if you could actually improve it with that. You could make it a more obvious parody, but it’d also lose some of him trying so hard to seem badass.
I just watched it with yakety sax playing, it was pretty funny.
Christian Nationalists are the most insufferable blowhards you’ll ever regret meeting.
The way he squashes that gut out below his vest: iconic. What a brave hero, I’m sure so many enemies will literally be firing on him in Wyoming
Tightens strap, Slaps belly
JiggLe jiggle jiggle
“That ain’t going anywhere.”
Please. Nationalist Christian. Put the important word first.
Convenient abbreviation: Nat-C
this guys getting his dog whistles from 20 years ago.
I hope his opponent runs an ad that is just a couple ranchers standing next to their trucks on the side of the road. Voiceover says “this is Mark and Thomas. They were going to bring their cattle to market, but diesel is $7 a gallon. They don’t care about sharia law, they care about feeding their families and keeping their ranches independent.”
I’d be curious to hear his definition of sharia law that doesn’t also ban his wet dream of a Christian theocracy.
Scumbag signaling only works until they have to actually come up with legally sound language.
Sure, fuck sharia law, its bullshit,but you’re in the wrong country there, buddy. Maybe you should go to, say, Afghanistan, and then act all cool with your little loser maga hat and see how long you’d survive.
I’m betting on less than 5 minutes before you come running back screaming for your mommy or that you get your ugly ass shot.
Either way, fuck Sharia law BUT YOU’RE IN THE WRONG COUNTRY ASSHOLE
FUCK TRUMP FUCK MAGA AND FUCK YOU.
God how I hate these people.
