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The article itself gets even better, and I especially loved this line:
At press time, McConnell had reportedly died after hearing the song “Happy” by Pharrell.
Beautiful. I just found another good one on there.
Great final sentence on that one, too!
At press time, the elderly senators reportedly realized they also used the same brand of super absorbent diapers.
I remember when the print edition used to be free on the DC Metro.
That’s dark…
From one human to another, I don’t wish Senator McConnell any harm. From a policy standpoint, my opinion is that he is an absolute excrement of a politician for whom basic human dignity for the low- and middle income households is very, and I mean very VERY low on the list of priorities, if it’s on there at all. I hope he retires from politics very soon.
But funny. I don’t like to wish ill on anyone, but if this is what it takes to get him out…
I just can’t understand Kentuckys fascination with this man. I mean, WV had our own fossil in Robert C Byrd, so I kind of get it. But RBC never did the damage that MC did. Obstruction was his game and he
wasis good at it.I’ve admitted to myself that there are people I just kinda do wish ill opon. Maybe not death or grievous bodily harm for most people, but there are people that when I think about them waking up and finding out that a swarm of birds shat on their car… Well it just tickles my pickle.
My empathy tends to run low about people that I dont know much about, but that I know hurt me and the people I care about. I think it would be ironic and vindicating that if during a live meeting of the board for Black Rock, the building they were in collapsed because of poor maintenance funding.
I gladly wish a long and painful death on any human that exploits his fellow humans to get stupid rich. Not talking about folks that contribute to society and get paid for their job, like doctors/lawyers/etc. talking about the CEO’s, investment douchebags, basically the majority of the financial sector.
I wish those folks get superaids and die bleeding from their assholes screaming in agony
Yeah, especially the people doing shit like fighting against nationalised healthcare just so they can continue to make obscene profits - I really could watch them suffer for hours without once even considering helping them
can’t understand Kentuckys fascination with this man.
It’s the R next to his name.
Lmao that’s a good one. Can’t wait till this old POS is out of office.
that aint enough. i can’t wait till the gates of hell open up for this guy
I don’t think Satan wants to take this guy in hell, along with Kissinger. He’s probably afraid that they’ll cause mutiny amongst the demons and take away his powers.
Rupert Murdoch and Mitch McConnell are the 2 people that I think when they die , the whole world is going to celebrate. Feel free to add more evil people to this list.
I can’t believe Henry Kissinger is still alive… I’ll be very happy when this fucker dies.
