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Farmer: “WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU FUCKING MY BEEHIVE?!?”
Guy who’s about to come up with this article: “Oh, haven’t you heard?”
@MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme’s disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?
This is funny if true and even funnier if it isn’t
i looked it up and, isn’t…
but i think it would be funnier if it was true…
Does one have to get the venom sucked after the sting?