What’s green, slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit’s fingers.
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this cartoon with a face on each side of their face weirds me the fuck out.
This has david firth levels of weirdness, I like it.
Is it though?
I always thought this happened to male pigs
Perhaps not but their penis is shaped like a corkscrew.
Same with ducks. Also ducks can “detach” their penis and it regrows larger than before.
That’s not fair
How’d you like to be the first duck to figure that out?
Had to be a hell of a day.
For everyone involved, really.