Where’s the ‘naked except for a sombrero’ option?

Goddammit! Always under-represented!

Find a bunch of fun ways to kill this guy!

Ooh, nap!

Ooh, nap!

Ooh, nap!

I’ve always liked the catch-all “Don’t be shit. This means you!”

Also: “You can add salt, but never remove salt.”

Also: “Before you speak, ask yourself what you want to achieve when you speak.”

Also: “You can’t control what happens to you, only how you react to it.”

We’re gonna need some bigger roaches! Yum yum!

Can confirm.

I love it when the kid’s friends visit. Just how much can I make my kids cringe?

Smooooooooth.

Tell him turn up to the ribbon cutting, try the dairy free ice cream, say"Christ that’s rank!" and then vomit on the CEO’s shoes.

Problem solved.

No, but I’ve stopped wearing shorts every day.

Tried a pod machine at work for a bit. It made warm, weak coffee.

I use a Bialetti Moka. Makes great coffee.

I suspect the confrontational misspelling was censored. Mardering!

I don’t recall them being so. This was before they were famous though.

Fair comment. I apologise.

I’ve always thought of it as “I’ll die on this hill”.

This grey trend apparently started back in 2013. So, probably not AI.

And, as a side note, I used to drink in The Washington in Sheffield. The guys from Pulp were regulars.

Some people have suggested that the opposite is true: that people wanted their cars to look understated rather than flashy reds or oranges or yellows (Lambos, I’m looking at you!).

That was a great watch, thank you!

It’s a long running trend¹, what can I say? But it’s not getting any better.

[1] apparently kickstarted by Audi’s Nardo Grey paint, which debuted on the high-performance RS 7 sports sedan in 2013.

Such fun, humiliating people for no reason!