Honest question, can we, common folk, make a motion or something for the Internet Archive to become some sort of Cultural World Heritage, protected by the UN?

Actually, would that even be helpful in the first place? I have this naive notion that doing so would give it more protection and funding, so anyone that knows better please correct me

How to get both England AND the Netherlands in one stroke

A disintegrated creature and everything it is wearing and carrying, except magic items, are reduced to a pile of fine gray dust.

Going from creature to pile of fine gray dust sounds like changing to me

That’s how I look at 90% of the shit “systems” I’m forced to interact with (xiaomi’s MIUI, banking apps, govt apps, apps that should’ve been fucking websites, websites that “gently nudge” you to use the app, electron apps that are windows only)

Rust - rusts metal. When miscast, makes the target a crab of some sort

Go - Same as “command” spell

Regular Expression - makes any cryptic message understandable in a language you know

Transfer Protocol - allows the teleportation of one packet to a willing host

Read Only - cast on a book, scroll or any other thing with written words. Ensures no further words can be written. No scribbles or any sort of artwork will stick either. The object can still be destroyed

Icon - For a short period, the target of the spell becomes a beloved, or hated, icon of a subject. IE: beloved icon of beauty, hated icon of music.

Master Boot Record - this magical list contains all the master level boots ever created and their current whereabouts

Partition Table - allows any object with at least 2 flat sides to be cut into any shape

Now that’s a final boss

The last one was atomization, right? Gets a bit out of fantasy, but can definitely sound magical

Ok, disintegrate transforms you in a pile of tiny objects if you get down to 0 HP when hit

Java, verbose? laughs in Pascal

Python being Esperanto? Yeah, no, because Python is actually being used

I can imagine she had a friend sitting nearby just waiting for the signal to hand the evidence

Running water and indoor plumbing was relatively common in the ancient world.

Mostly for the rich or other well off citizens, lower classes still had to walk to a local fountain or well to get water

That’s a weird way to look at dreams. To me, they’re extra entertainment with stuff that I literally cannot and will not ever experience outside of them, like another day where I dreamed I was in a rock band’s show inside a garage/arcade, but both the band and the music I was “listening” to were wholly made up in my mind

Who was the zeroth president? Or zeroth child? 🤔

I thought it was SkiiinnEEEEERRR!

True, there was even that creationist “documentary” that got Richard Dawkins to “look like a fool” in it

Yeah, what’s up with these governments and people who want to censor white supremacy, xenophobia, nazism and pedophilia? Let the information flow freely!

/s

One shit update is all it takes, just ask CrowdStrike and Microsoft

I suspect some drivers will be VERY confused at the sight of those huge bright antlers in the middle of the night

Or maybe “healthy eater”, not someone who has a healthy diet

I suspect peanut falls under the “most nuts” part, right after cocoa and chocolate