Nicknames are for petty people, Elon should get cancer and aids and ebola of his messed up dick and die while on fire.

They were sent to El Salvador by ICE

They can give me all the billions, I’ll do it anyways, and then I’ll tell em “no give backsies”

I hate my fucking family they’re all conservative southerners

“Violence has never worked!”

Except for all the times it has.

I would be hesitant to use either as a primary source…

He vacillates between good and bad but his ICE shit? Unforgivable!

I am an imaginary doctor

Groceries are a small fortune

Joshua Graham: “GOOD LORD! WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR SETTLEMENT?”

Edward Sallow: “Deathclaws?”

Graham: “Deathclaws? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? LOCALIZED ENTIERLY IN YOUR SETTLEMENT?”

Sallow: “Yes!”

Graham: “May I see it?”

Sallow: “Sure thing buddy” [throws him in] [lights tent on fire] [kicks it down canyon]

So, no Windows, no Linux, no head?

“Cosplaying as a cop”

Ah, like an ICE office?

Stripping us of what the creator gave us at birth is bipartisan

Its so nice they finally bothered to release Dying Light 2

Nah

You ever see what happens when you put two narcissists in the same room? This is what happens.

This would have been nice to know yesterday

oh god damnit is this loss

And I’m two Kendricks

I mean, he could be quiet and mouth breathing for 9 minutes and change

I’m a reddit user, where’s my share?!?!