This reminds me of that classic moment in A Fish Called Wanda:
“I’ve known sheep that could outwit you! I’ve worn dresses with a higher IQs but you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you you ape!?!”
“Apes don’t read philosophy.” (Said with a smirk.)
“Yes they do, they just don’t understand it!”
I think this every time I’m in the wrong traffic-wise!