I too, would be upset if my hypothetical partner had more kills than me. Excuse me, I’m the killing machine here. I’m the one who’s body is designed to rip and tear and glide through the air! You’re making me look lazy.
How dare u!
(I will almost always take the chance to make fun of the act of using “headcount” or “bodycount” to refer to the number of sexual partners someone has had.)
Amusingly, smokinliver appears to be wrong (I literally did a Google search for “side view of a healthy human brain” and got OP’s pic): https://sciencephotogallery.com/featured/side-view-of-a-healthy-human-brain-garry-watsonscience-photo-library.html
Edit: wait, is the joke supposed to be that it is not a human brain? That OP found a not-human brain labeled as “human brain”, therefore demonstrating the Dunning-Kruger effect? I’m confused.