Trinocular vision.

I assure you that ICE doesn’t consider that a drawback.

This is something I’ve wrestled with my whole life. My parents had high expectations for me, and I mostly met them. But it’s left me unable to enjoy many of my hobbies because I’m just not good at them. It’s not great.

Is it still blackface if AI does it to AI-generated people? Or is it just good old-fashioned slop?

It’s lies all the way down!

It would be more interesting to have them switch jobs. A lot of rich people are playing with inherited money and have never done anything like working at McDonald’s or picking fruit. Seeing them trying to survive at the bottom could be very entertaining.

So carb-infused coffee is as bad as you’d expect. Not a hard one to predict.

There are isolated farming villages in Korea with faster Internet speeds than many places in the US. That gap is about to widen.

Choo choo?

It’s never done that before.

It’s three jobs on a slow day.

Great lyrics.

I’ve always loved the color the sub turned into as it aged. It really made it obvious what an idiot Homer was to keep eating it.

I guarantee the surprise will blow your mind (and possibly the town you live in).

Hold on there, are you sure you’re ready for that?

Did they believe cocaine actually did something for hair, or was this just a way to discreetly sell coke?

You can speed things up in the US simply by spotting Trump a few million.

JFC

I thought paraquat wasn’t used anymore. It got a lot of attention in the 70s when it was divulged that it was being sprayed on marijuana. SNL did jokes about sending in your weed to be checked by the cast.

Willingness to admit he grew up is something refreshing to see happen.