I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
Saltines are so boring. I would definitely prefer a sleeve of Thin Mints, Oreos/Hydrox, or chocolate chip cookies!
Wait… Did the car actually stop for the police officer? Or did they have to basically block the car to get it to stop?
I read it 5 times, and couldn’t understand it until I saw your comment. So thank you!
Thanks @Demigodrick@lemmy.zip! I hope you enjoy running our instance considering you spend more time on it than your full time job!
This looks like something Pharrell Williams would wear.
Leaving likely won’t be much of a problem since you won’t have enough money to leave either. Dying on the other hand…
For anyone else curious, that bright spot and line at the top right is Cairo, Egypt and the line follows along the Nile River.
I have an ulltrawide and it looks and runs amazingly on a 3070ti
It’s awesome 3rd person extraction fun, especially with a group of friends.
Unfortunately it does have a kernel level anti cheat.
I was going to post this myself, glad someone else already had the same thought.
You say that, and poof, 2 hours later that post is mysteriously “removed”.
Awwe, this totally should have been the “Give yourself a hand rule”.
Where do you think they got the idea from?
This was a role that I never knew Andre Braugher could play, but I’m so glad he did.
“Whatever… stop talking to me. You clearly just want to get into my pants. What?!? You DON’T want to sleep with me? Why the eff not?! Am I not good enough for you? Not pretty enough?!”
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
Even worse, she does this… all… the… time!
But you start to do it once and she’s watching you like a hawk until you doze off. Then she’s slapping your ass awake and yelling at you as if you always do it and she’s never done it in her life.
I <3 my wife
This has become my go to lemmy app. Thanks so much for all your effort!
My immunocompromised wife is now on day 3 of her 3rd case. She’s a preschool teacher, and one of her students is always sick at any given time.
So far I’m lucky and only had it once (after the first time she had it) and it was barely more than a tickle in my throat. I’m still coming up negative despite still sharing a bed with her (I keep the windows and bedroom door open and ceiling fan on high hoping to dissipate the germs).
Thankfully my 6yr old has been rolling negative tests all week too. Crossing my fingers we get through the next few days clean.
I thought the conspiracy was that she WASN’T wearing earrings, so she obviously had an earpiece in her ear with someone feeding her the answers because she clearly wasn’t smart enough to come up with them on her own.