“Trump shits pants during press conference, staff smelt it, but hadn’t dealt it”

Wouldn’t be satire.

I don’t wanna pay for anything
Clothes and food and drugs for free
If it was 1970
I’d have a job at a factory
I am a man that’s made of meat
And you’re on the internet looking at feet
I hate almost everything that I see
And I just wanna disappear

Viagra Boys - Man Made of Meat

Insulated work overalls in winter get a pass from my wife too.

Yup, though if Trump finds out, like from hearing this story, it might cause him to reverse course again.

The ones for your legs are pretty wide

It’s always had way more miss markers than we ever needed. And it was in the mid 80s

Was just an ugly version of NT/2000 that’s the last windows machine I bought/built.

I did have an XP box for a while that I picked up on a curb on trash day. It still had the wedding photos of the previous owners when I plugged it in.

Lucky for us, the sun is up when energy and AC usage is highest in the daytime.

I’ll have you know I was scratched up by a friend’s “pet” ferret as a kid, and bitten too now that I think about it.

You get irradiated oil and you get irradiated oil and you get cancer

Even old regularly easy repair work in early mid 2000s vehicles is getting worse because replacement parts quality has dropped off a cliff.

I regularly have to replace the same part 2, 3 times IMMEDIATELY OUT OF THE BOX because they’re defective or barely remanufactured (brake calipers are almost a complete crap shoot and new copies are harder and harder to buy, and if they arec can be up to 10x the price).

I got it, but my point was that buttfuckers was a joke based on an already existing restaurant that you can go to right now and is just as dumb as the movie version.

Just like how the octagon on the White House lawn is real and just as absurd as it was in idiocracy.

It’s called Fuddruckers and it’s fucking gross.

If you put the yeast in warm water with a teaspoon of sugar you can get it going and have good dough in 20 minutes total (with a rest after mixing/kneading. We use an inherited stand mixer with a dough hook however, takes a little more effort to mix by hand, but also feels kinda nice.

We have day mosquitoes now, even when it’s hot and dry. The brown striped bastards that fucking bite in a row if you don’t catch them.

They arrived 4-5 years ago and now we have to put on bug spray to do practically anything in our yard.

Any good that comes from this administration will be purely by coincidence from unintended side effects of their bullshit.

The Canada Gooses now apparently.

Naked dudes weren’t as popular before he added them to his pool splashes.

Actually I’m just bullshitting from vague memories in art classes I took 25 years ago.

What’s even worse is not cleaning up the public grid by installing municipal or grid level solar and storage everywhere. We shouldn’t all have to spend thousands individually to 10s of thousands to get clean cheap energy individually.

Big Clive was also doing USB charger tear downs and tests years ago too. A bunch from PoundLand didn’t have high voltage separation and could expose the USB end to mains voltage if there was an earth fault.