I’ve stopped.being surprised when online comedians run out of material and just start lifting it from other comedians

*whale’s

Justice? Uhhhh gimme another rationale. Whaddya got?

A. Good. Baby steps. Next we tackle your racism.

B. I’m going to guess the interpreter wasn’t actually deaf.

Thank all the gods I don’t believe in.

Thank you. Reading that article and looking for the headline was some Kafka shit.

Is there a version of this with, you know, just one more space in the text? You know where.

Trying to find more Google services I can unsubscribe from…

I have poor circulation (possibly Raynaud’s Disease) so sandals without extra insulation have been a painful prospecr for two decades.

Everyone in Canada is already in America… That was easy.

Yes. Academia historically represented a compromise: lower pay than in the private sector in return for more intangible benefits like the satisfaction of teaching and the freedom to pursue scholarly questions restricted only by the demands of the scholarship itself. Now, increasingly, it isn’t a compromise; it’s just exploitation and endless conversations about Flair with people cosplaying business leaders.

I (US prof) would 100% take a job at a Canadian university, even if we weren’t sliding headlong into ur-fascism. The corporatization, anti-labor policies, constant erosion of faculty autonomy in how and what to teach, and the general aggressive conversion of US higher ed into a collection of anti-inrellectual authoritarian hierarchies has turned what used to be a respected and satisfying (if difficult, underpaid, and frequently organizarionally insane) profession I into a Kafkaesque parody of Office Space.

I loved my job for years. I fucking hate it now, and there are hundreds of thousands of us in this situation.

And somehow voyeurism is still illegal.

But neither of those two words means “essay.”

Business reps say a lot of things. Lete translate that business jargon for you:

“Our company has lost 95% of its value and shareholders are making death threats. We are desperate.”

No,it only looks dead. It was holding still to get measured.

I’ve been quire happybwirh KeePass for many years. That’s what I moved to after excel.

Dammit, you just jinxed everyone

That they get off my hood. I’m trying to drive, here.

Look. I don’t come here to be verbally abused.