These are the same people who claim that kids shouldn’t get sex ed in public school because they’re too young and innocent to understand sex or safe sex. That abstinence-only is the best lesson.

I bet it’s something Canadian!

- The cardiologist I fired

Bro, wait your turn for the cursed Rubik’s Cube

Amazing

Yes? The eager agent with their hand raised. Or do you need to go to the bathroom?

From the guy whose only understanding of other humans is based entirely on projection, we have these confessions:

He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life.

They view you as weak and stupid people.

We have a huge problem with sweeping things under the rug. It then gives offenders the leeway to say, “you need to move on. We already said you won, and literally no one cares anymore.” Leave some of the legacy items up, and add the names of everyone who had a part in building or normalizing this. His kids, Miller, Vance, Joe Rogan, Jimmy Kimmel, every ICE agent, every FBI agent who touched the Trump/Epstein files and didn’t immediately sound the alarm. On some of the other items, list every single victim. Those directly killed by choices originating him, Kegsbreath, Musk, etc. should be listed with a brief bio and description of how they were killed. Those who were negatively affected by tariffs; EPA, FDA, or CDC fuckery; gas prices; etc. should be enumerated as “harmed by” or “killed by.”

Trump isn’t the way he is because of the USA. He’s where he is because of the USA.

Racist, untalented, criminal, reality tv billionaire dumb-fucks are everywhere, but it takes a special place to let someone like that get anywhere near the presidency. And an especially special place where a third of the population will cheer for the person who admits to stealing from them and his desire to fuck young girls.

If it’s anything more than a campaign of fear, hubris, or a fascist dog whistle (tornado siren), then it’s probably meant to be a trigger or signal for the most aggressive supporters with the least common sense.

The ones who believe that it’s wrong to curse on TV, unless their favorite president is saying it. The ones who will watch a shitty comedian and then repeat an offensive joke, claiming it’s ok to repeat it because someone famous said it. The ones who get secretly turned on thinking about their own guns and using them against their neighbors with the campaign sign for their candidate’s opponent. The ones who are scared to pull the trigger because the police might get confused arrest them when they’re actually the good guy; but the police will understand when they see the president executing an enemy of the state.

And enemies of the state come in various flavors, all defined by the president’s social media: people who don’t automatically love the smartest and most peaceful president of all time, people who complain about gas prices, people who complain about grocery prices, people who don’t say “Super Intelligence,” people who have shared JD Vance memes, people who said anything negative about Charlie Kirk after he died.

Even in my most pessimistic thoughts, this isn’t meant to be an immediate catalyst; just a reasonable enough way to further dehumanize criminals and erode our country’s compassion. Just another step before publicly executing enemies of the state and then political opponents. And then calling on the J6er types to do their part and prevent their neighbors from “illegally” trying to vote for the opposition, who will probably be defined as terrorists.

Me fat is so ass it makes myself to want your kill

010?

*sad camera noises*

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Mr. Right is so perfectly bad and silly in all the best ways. Highly recommend it to expand your Rockwellology

I keep thinking about adding my own custom intros that are just free awkward stock videos or smoke effects with fart sounds. But I’m worried that’ll make fewer people watch.

Sean Archer was 100% a super spreader 23 years later. Fucking hand waterfalls down everyone’s face; didn’t properly wash his hands once.

I’ve seen far more Talarico signs than Paxton signs around here, so I feel like there are more productive cities to threaten. That being said, there are still far too many Paxton signs, so I get it.

Tell that to my specialized carrot lathe

“Bases”

I guess the “dictator for a day on day 1” was exempted from the ‘/s’