“My cat’s breath smells like cat food”

— Ralph Wiggum

I mean, I’m still marking you absent. But you’re definitely getting an A for creative effort!

I’m terribly sorry that children are being genocided in Gaza, but I refuse to feel bad simply because someone is an “influencer“.

No see, those only come from legitimate organizations that you donate to, because they know they owe their entire existence to people like you giving them five dollars a month.

Those political donation scams? They’re all fly by night, and you rarely see the same one twice. Similar ones, sure, but never the same one. Because they do their smash and grab, and then they get the fuck out. And do it again under a different name.

Until you consider…

I’m ready for you to drop off your pants, doctor…

Oh no, kitty looks like such a sweet pea

yikes

How interesting. I just assumed that a country like Saudi Arabia would have these, and I’m surprised to hear that it was a secret.

How about that? We’re defining our own culture!

Perhaps it’s time to start researching alternative materials.

Leave a message and I’ll call you back

I’m not sure I even really understand what “vibe coding” even means.

And yet, the Tiger King remains behind bars…

Big baby Trump sure knows how to throw a tantrum

Not even to mention how many gigantic Khyber crystals were destroyed!

Sounds like an episode of Law & order

HEPA filters can’t arrest brown people indiscriminately. Therefore, Republicans have no interest in funding them.