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So instead of porn being streamed at Italian politics, the Italian politics are at a porn stream!

Neato!

OH THAT IS WHY TRANS PEOPLE IN DENIAL ARE CALLED EGGS OMG I NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE!

If it’s just relatives saying that, you might have a good social circle, because relatives are the only ones you can’t choose.

Did you just compare being trans to being vegan?

Everyone is saying that’s not a friend, but I’m seeing paranoia or at least anxiety.

Wether they’re a friend or not doesn’t really matter here, take care of yourself, talk with people of you need to, okay?

What’s the C-word? Cunt?

In that case yes, it’s cunty behaviour but that’s not normal behaviour.

Funny for once, but highly inefficient. Hexagons remain bestagons.

There are ten digits in our numeral system, and the thumb is neither a 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9.

Apple customers are return customers, regardless of how badly they are treated.

I don’t know why you are downvoted, because this is just true.

I can’t think of a single other manufacturer that would sell me a small form factor computer with 4 or 5 Thunderbolt/USB 4 ports.

Oh. That’s why.

in case anyone doesn’t get it: Apple’s laptops and phones infamously lack all sorts of ports, the macbook “pro” m1 only has two USB-C ports and that’s it

Skate eggs

Oh neat, thanks!

Yeah, I believe your edit.

Unless someone ticked the “encrypt storage”-box in the installer, you don’t even have to pay for Pro to use it!

Where do you get potassium hydroxide from in the 12th century?

Yeah but it’s Microsoft JavaScript.

I was thinking the same, but I’ve not seen anyone seeming like a weed dealer so far. I think it’s just a case of German humour 😋

EDIT I misunderstood the post, this is what you’re using, not what you’re recommending, sorry about that!
I will still include my original comment below.

Still, I use and can recommend XMPP and the provider magicbroccoli.de! Arne the admin is also a swell guy!

Bold move recommending US Signal over European Telegram!

I’d personally trust neither very much; one’s US funded and the other clearly not as secure outside “secret chats”.

But what about Threema? Or a European XMPP provider like the excellent magicbroccoli.de?

this guy’s dead wife*

Still fits!

For BeefPiano@lemmy.world ; I think the key words are “that force businesses who are open anyway”

Perhaps it shouldn’t be a public holiday but some other law that forces (half) a day off on that day.