That’s also not the look of a man with much of anything in his head.

Even if it wasn’t broken, nobody should be touching any upholstery he’s spent any time with.

Exactly they’re (over) paid fall guys.

But offering to take the fall to allow companies to pull the shit they do to workers, the environment, consumers, and investors is pretty fucking disgusting too.

I thought humans were notoriously efficient walkers, so we don’t burn that many calories that way?

The problem is partly the culture, but largely the design of our suburbs and sprawl.

Increased density and public transit are cool, but until there’s laws about not cutting down that “empty” patch of trees, or paving over that old farmland, developers are gonna make shitty sprawl, and cars will be necessary.

I mean it’s so bad and people are so cheap about it that they choose forced HOAs to maintain culdesacs and roads instead of properly funding public services with taxes.

Solid joke, but hard to pull off in person if you’re over 6 feet.

Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.

With a town of 1200, only 288 of them not-black, most of the white people are probably cops, or related to one.

ACABs

The airspace is a public asset though. Letting capitalists exploit it for profit isn’t going to end well, if the rest of the environment is anything to go by.

Manifesting them 1000s of feet in the air could be fun.

Rad, I wish they had these when I was matting tons of stuff in art school. Though I probably wouldn’t have been able to justify the price.

Ahhh, nope I was thinking of normal steel blades.

How do the ceramic blades hold up? I’d be a little worried about chipping or cracking.

Humidity in the air makes that wayyy more dangerous because your skin will be highly conductive and the lower the resistance, the higher the current (which is what really hurts).

I’ve been a human grounding strap a couple times and don’t recommend it. I think the vibrating pain of AC (someone reenergized the outlet on me) is worse than the punch of high voltage (failing spark plug wire I grabbed with metal pliers while diagnosing a misfire).

You never know, this could have been a class about finance. Jim Cramer got disgustingly far using a soundboard. Also by grifting investors with his hedge fund, but mostly the soundboard.

Worse than that, they have gave free speech to corporations, and now that includes doing nearly anything involving communication or spending money.

FYI those are stupid expensive. Your can get 50-75 for that price at your local hardware store.

You mathnificent bastard.

It would be a lot more work, but keeping the same design and covertly moving to factual content, and rewriting/debunking the existing garbage would be an interesting experiment.

It might be useful to convert some of the conspiracy nuts that follow it already.

Sounds like NATO should name it “Stupid”

But really we should name all nuclear weapons Stupid anyway.

Cuatro. Sinks. Deceaso.

Careful, that sounds like a good way to end up with battletoads.