Everything about the Bible I learned from The Boondocks Saints:

“And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.”

So masked and armed terrorists

Don’t worry about his buddy. He’s gonna screw his buddy out of the contract. There will be a lawsuit after it’s all done.

Dancing? I thought that was jacking off two baby giraffes.

John Roberts, people are gonna piss on your grave, John Roberts. You’re a stain.

Cancun Cruz needs to be reminded of his abandonment of Texas during a disaster.

So now they can’t vote as well cause of the voter id shit, disenfranchising more.

Easier to map out when he doesn’t throw a tantrum at a difficult question.

They should ask his squirrelness what is the square root of 144.

Keep it for this administration after the insurrection.

Who is gonna lend it? The Fed? The banks? Mexico?

In context, the US govt has a shittier credit score than anyone.

But in no way is he the smartest in the room.

Only if he’s alone like on the shitter, his gold plated shitter. That’s where he’s smartest, all by himself.

Don’t need this president

Just gonna make it worse cause Rubio is worthless.

Something something wholesale, not retail something …

Still way too high

The Trump administration always lies about everything. I’m guessing what the truth is.

5000 troops injured by Iran missile attacks were evacuated to Germany, now back to the US. Can’t hide such a huge movement so “withdrawing troops” is a convenient excuse.