Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 day agoSqueeze bottle of ketchup overshooting it's markmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down11
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareSqueeze bottle of ketchup overshooting it's markDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 days agoA real cool dude drag racing down your residential street at 1:00 AMmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareA real cool dude drag racing down your residential street at 1:00 AMDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 days agoWearing sunglasses like they're a security blanketmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down12
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareWearing sunglasses like they're a security blanketDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 6 days agoSomeone has a laughing fit, and all of the sudden everyone is having a laughing fitmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSomeone has a laughing fit, and all of the sudden everyone is having a laughing fitDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-27 days agoIt's time to cut your fingernailsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down12
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt's time to cut your fingernailsplus-squareqrstuv@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-27 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-28 days agoYou have a tooth you know needs to be looked at, but you'd rather just wait until it becomes painful and expensivemessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareYou have a tooth you know needs to be looked at, but you'd rather just wait until it becomes painful and expensiveDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-28 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 11 days agoSpending a hot day outside, leisurely in the shademessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSpending a hot day outside, leisurely in the shadeDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 12 days agoPocket full of cash, and you've just seen a big ol' assmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down12
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squarePocket full of cash, and you've just seen a big ol' assDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 16 days agoEuphoria achieved by crawling into a freshly washed set of sheetsmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareEuphoria achieved by crawling into a freshly washed set of sheetsDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
pieguy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 27 days agoStinky pits an hour into the day despite your morning shower, fresh clothes, and deodorantplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareStinky pits an hour into the day despite your morning shower, fresh clothes, and deodorantplus-squarepieguy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 27 days agoMaking a text-only post because media on your home instance is broken againmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareMaking a text-only post because media on your home instance is broken againDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 29 days agoCat looking very pleased with itself while you scoop poop out of the littermessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareCat looking very pleased with itself while you scoop poop out of the litterDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 30 days agoGoing to the Grocery Store at night and meeting the most interesting character you have ever met, even though you cannot understand what they are sayingmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down13
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareGoing to the Grocery Store at night and meeting the most interesting character you have ever met, even though you cannot understand what they are sayinglessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 30 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoLearning something new at work and it makes you feel goodmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareLearning something new at work and it makes you feel goodDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoGetting to the age where you're sore the next day just from sleeping in your bedmessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareGetting to the age where you're sore the next day just from sleeping in your bedDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoDeep, lingering sense of dread, but it's probably nothingmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareDeep, lingering sense of dread, but it's probably nothingDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoHaving to sneeze with a mouthful of food, knowing there's no escaping the collateral damage that's about to occurmessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareHaving to sneeze with a mouthful of food, knowing there's no escaping the collateral damage that's about to occurDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoTouching a brass doorknob and then your hand smells weirdmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareTouching a brass doorknob and then your hand smells weirdDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-21 month agoGetting stuck behind a slow walker on a tight path, and being faced with the decision to either match their pace or overtake them, both of which feel awkward and creepymessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareGetting stuck behind a slow walker on a tight path, and being faced with the decision to either match their pace or overtake them, both of which feel awkward and creepyDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoA meeting that could have been an emailmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareA meeting that could have been an emailDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink