Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 5 hours agoCat deeply offended you wanted to poop in the bathroom with the door closedmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareCat deeply offended you wanted to poop in the bathroom with the door closedDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 day agoTrying to decide if the sensation you're feeling is existential dread or indigestionmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down11
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareTrying to decide if the sensation you're feeling is existential dread or indigestionDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 days agoYou go to take a drink of your beverage the exact same time someone sitting next to you goes to take a drink of theirs, and somehow that feels really awkwardmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down12
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareYou go to take a drink of your beverage the exact same time someone sitting next to you goes to take a drink of theirs, and somehow that feels really awkwardDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-25 days agoKeys rhythmically jingling in your pocket in a manner that annoys you, so you reshuffle them until they remain silent while you walkmessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareKeys rhythmically jingling in your pocket in a manner that annoys you, so you reshuffle them until they remain silent while you walkDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 12 days agoA streaming provider interrupting a very serious and somber documentary every 20 minutes to show you the same shitty commercialmessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down10
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareA streaming provider interrupting a very serious and somber documentary every 20 minutes to show you the same shitty commercialDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 16 days agoA snack mix poured into a bowl, not out of convenience, but rather so you can pick out the good bits firstmessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down13
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareA snack mix poured into a bowl, not out of convenience, but rather so you can pick out the good bits firstDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 19 days agoSqueeze bottle of ketchup overshooting it's markmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareSqueeze bottle of ketchup overshooting it's markDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 19 days agoA real cool dude drag racing down your residential street at 1:00 AMmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareA real cool dude drag racing down your residential street at 1:00 AMDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 21 days agoWearing sunglasses like they're a security blanketmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down12
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareWearing sunglasses like they're a security blanketDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 23 days agoSomeone has a laughing fit, and all of the sudden everyone is having a laughing fitmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSomeone has a laughing fit, and all of the sudden everyone is having a laughing fitDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-224 days agoIt's time to cut your fingernailsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down12
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt's time to cut your fingernailsplus-squareqrstuv@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-224 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-226 days agoYou have a tooth you know needs to be looked at, but you'd rather just wait until it becomes painful and expensivemessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareYou have a tooth you know needs to be looked at, but you'd rather just wait until it becomes painful and expensiveDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-226 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 28 days agoSpending a hot day outside, leisurely in the shademessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareSpending a hot day outside, leisurely in the shadeDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 29 days agoPocket full of cash, and you've just seen a big ol' assmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down12
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squarePocket full of cash, and you've just seen a big ol' assDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoEuphoria achieved by crawling into a freshly washed set of sheetsmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareEuphoria achieved by crawling into a freshly washed set of sheetsDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0linkfedilink
pieguy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month agoStinky pits an hour into the day despite your morning shower, fresh clothes, and deodorantplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareStinky pits an hour into the day despite your morning shower, fresh clothes, and deodorantplus-squarepieguy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoMaking a text-only post because media on your home instance is broken againmessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareMaking a text-only post because media on your home instance is broken againDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agoCat looking very pleased with itself while you scoop poop out of the littermessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareCat looking very pleased with itself while you scoop poop out of the litterDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 2 months agoGoing to the Grocery Store at night and meeting the most interesting character you have ever met, even though you cannot understand what they are sayingmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down13
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareGoing to the Grocery Store at night and meeting the most interesting character you have ever met, even though you cannot understand what they are sayinglessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agoLearning something new at work and it makes you feel goodmessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareLearning something new at work and it makes you feel goodDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
