amniotic druid@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agoAint never seen someone turn off their cellphone at the pumpmessage-squaremessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down17
arrow-up129arrow-down1message-squareAint never seen someone turn off their cellphone at the pumpamniotic druid@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square20linkfedilink
whaleross@lemmy.world · 3 hours agoWhat do your teeth taste like?message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareWhat do your teeth taste like?whaleross@lemmy.world · 3 hours agomessage-square9linkfedilink
daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish · 16 hours agoIf probability and statistics were required learning in school there would be far fewer gambling addicts message-squaremessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down129
arrow-up165arrow-down1message-squareIf probability and statistics were required learning in school there would be far fewer gambling addicts daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish · 16 hours agomessage-square40linkfedilink
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 10 hours agoAssuming an average value of $500k per-house, a millionaire could own two houses and a billionaire could own the entire neighborhoodplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down110
arrow-up169arrow-down1message-squareAssuming an average value of $500k per-house, a millionaire could own two houses and a billionaire could own the entire neighborhoodplus-squareBigBenis@lemmy.world · 10 hours agomessage-square12linkfedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · 12 hours agoI wonder what would people describe the feeling of wanting to piss, without directing saying it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down12
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareI wonder what would people describe the feeling of wanting to piss, without directing saying it.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · 12 hours agomessage-square15linkfedilink
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 6 hours agoIf you took a box of Kleenex back to the medieval time period, they'd probably think that you're a witchmessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down17
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareIf you took a box of Kleenex back to the medieval time period, they'd probably think that you're a witchFenrirIII@lemmy.world · 6 hours agomessage-square5linkfedilink
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days agoWe already passed 1984's prediction of the future: "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1195arrow-down115
arrow-up1180arrow-down1message-squareWe already passed 1984's prediction of the future: "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever"plus-squareAnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 days agomessage-square24linkfedilink
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agoA wristwatch is like a handcuff to timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down112
arrow-up195arrow-down1message-squareA wristwatch is like a handcuff to timeplus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
oreoreore@lemy.lol · 3 days agoSociety is starting to appropriately accommodate neurodivergence, yet stupid/idiot/crazy/lazy etc. stay in the vocabulary.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down160
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareSociety is starting to appropriately accommodate neurodivergence, yet stupid/idiot/crazy/lazy etc. stay in the vocabulary.plus-squareoreoreore@lemy.lol · 3 days agomessage-square73linkfedilink
Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 2 days agoMost "shower thoughts" here are just thinly-veiled rantsmessage-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down19
arrow-up195arrow-down1message-squareMost "shower thoughts" here are just thinly-veiled rantsAdmiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square19linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 2 days agoThose who strongly promote patriotism are not happy when it happens in other countries.message-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down110
arrow-up185arrow-down1message-squareThose who strongly promote patriotism are not happy when it happens in other countries.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 2 days agomessage-square19linkfedilink
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 days agoStreaming services have made music both better and worseplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down16
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareStreaming services have made music both better and worseplus-squareRememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square15linkfedilink
Ænima@lemmy.zip · 3 days agoThe Nuremberg Trials 2.0 will see 'generative AI' used as an excuse in the same way some tried 'just following orders' as an excuse after WWIIplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1261arrow-down114
arrow-up1247arrow-down1message-squareThe Nuremberg Trials 2.0 will see 'generative AI' used as an excuse in the same way some tried 'just following orders' as an excuse after WWIIplus-squareÆnima@lemmy.zip · 3 days agomessage-square21linkfedilink
kittykillinit@lemy.lol · 4 days agoLetting users fill out a form before notifying them that they need to sign in to submit it is scummy and needs to end.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1274arrow-down19
arrow-up1265arrow-down1message-squareLetting users fill out a form before notifying them that they need to sign in to submit it is scummy and needs to end.plus-squarekittykillinit@lemy.lol · 4 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
railway692@piefed.zipEnglish · 3 days agoWhat if it's actually pronounced "Arstralia," and we never realized because of the accent? message-squaremessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down14
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareWhat if it's actually pronounced "Arstralia," and we never realized because of the accent? railway692@piefed.zipEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square22linkfedilink
violentfart@lemmy.world · 4 days agoTesla is exiting consumer space because Self-Driving has hit the same fundamental limits as LLMsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1296arrow-down119
arrow-up1277arrow-down1message-squareTesla is exiting consumer space because Self-Driving has hit the same fundamental limits as LLMsplus-squareviolentfart@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square49linkfedilink
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 3 days agoWe make a Lemmy user union that's entire purpose is to downvote all posts that feature black text on a white background instead of white text on a black background.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down156
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareWe make a Lemmy user union that's entire purpose is to downvote all posts that feature black text on a white background instead of white text on a black background.plus-squareFleur_@aussie.zone · 3 days agomessage-square33linkfedilink
Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 2 days agoIf Christianity had retained Jewish dietary restrictions, white people would make racist comments about how they eat pigs in China!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down124
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareIf Christianity had retained Jewish dietary restrictions, white people would make racist comments about how they eat pigs in China!plus-squareInfrapink@thebrainbin.org · 2 days agomessage-square25linkfedilink
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoPissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square127linkfedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down141
arrow-up1144arrow-down1message-squarePissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.plus-squareChippys_mittens@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square127linkfedilink
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 4 days agoEvidence seems to indicate that research causes cancer in mice.message-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1258arrow-down16
arrow-up1252arrow-down1message-squareEvidence seems to indicate that research causes cancer in mice.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 4 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink