Today’s game is Spore. I didn’t get a chance to play anymore Alan Wake today due to plans getting in the way, so I dicked around in Spore with my free time. This was what I ended up making (I realized I have the maturity of a middle schooler)
Idk if this meets the qualifications for NSFW, but I’m not going to take any chances with the rules because the resemblance here is fully intentional.
I ended up sticking with this theme for the tribal phase too. They stuck to fishing for food, and ended up making peace with 3 tribes and killing the rest.
It would be NSFW for sure 😂.
Don’t worry, we too have the mental age of a teenager at time, myself included.
I just found myself building and before I knew it I had constructed this masterpiece😔
This is what happens when you feed Audrey II viagra.
FEED ME, SEYMOUR
I had a friend I shared it with say the same thing. Another compared it to a dragon in monster hunter
I know very well which one. My first thought seeing that one was “That’s a Penis!”. Heck, it even extends!
This was at 69 upvotes and I almost didn’t add to them. Too perfect.
Perfect evolution. This is peak performance.
Every time I see a post about Spore, I get sad I never played Dark Spore (despite owning it) before it got shut down.
I think someone was working on a Offline server for Dark Spore. I don’t remember how far they got or if it was even playable though
Yeah I heard something like that too, but I never heard of any success.
No wayyy
