Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youā€™ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this.)

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      The British elected a guy who wears a mop on his head. You cannot convince me that is his actual hair.

      I still have occasional intrusive visions of Johnson busting into an unattended supply closet in the Palace of Westminster to steal a fresh mop head, shouting, ā€œBLOODY LABOUR NICKED ME TOUPƉE!ā€

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        @istewart @techtakes Spoiler: itā€™s not his natural hairstyle, heā€™s been caught deliberately mussing it up before going on camera. Also, his friends and family call him ā€œAlexā€ (short for Alexander), not ā€œBorisā€. Itā€™s all an act.

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        Heā€™s really sold the bit, hasnā€™t he?

        Yet, if you cover up his hair, he easily scans as ā€œgeneric English aristocrat.ā€

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          And his actual name, Alexander de Pleffel-Johnson, also scans ā€œgeneric English aristocrat.ā€

          Hence the stage personality.

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      mild guess: ā€œgolden boys, with the the 30+ years required to look Politically Evolvedā€? and of course the selection factors involved from even just getting to that point and the stylist/image handling that that involves

      thereā€™s also an element of the system does as designed, and thereā€™s an element of self-reinforcing delivery/production of these ghouls

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      Oddly parodied before it happened in the tv series community (the dad of the somewhat racist main character. The dad itself is very racist).

      E: I do wonder what Javier Milei looks like if he would dye his hair

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      Consider: making fun of the way they look not only hurts anyone who looks like them through no fault of their own (say, can only afford a shitty cut once every few months) but actively plays into the hands of those shitheels - they made you do a classism.

      Letā€™s ridicule them for their garbage beliefs and their shitty actions; they sure deliver plenty of those.

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        do you have any thoughts on why these wealthy and powerful public figures have all chosen this extraordinarily unusual aesthetic

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          Yeah, why do they dress expensively but shit? My suspicion is so that the kind of elites the Kravattennazis donā€™t like can snub them. Gives them street cred, the ā€œelitesā€ donā€™t like them!