• tourist@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      Managed to confuse someone besides myself while high

      fuck yeah I think that could be an achievement

      business acumen or something idk I’m high as fuck

      tldr yeah was just being silly I know those aren’t dogs.

      While looking for an opossum meme on my phone, not finding it between all the Luigi Mangione memes, and taking one from Google images instead, I had an introspective thought. Apologies if the confusion thing came off as rude. I did not intend to insult you, I just intended on celebrating my silly.

      With high doses of cannabis, for me, it’s “think fun thoughts = feel good feelings”. Sorry if I made you feel bad feelings. You got a really cool instance name, if that could possibly lift the mood and undo emotional damage. Also, I’m not just saying that. It’s cyberpunk af which is sick as hell homie

      an image of an opossum, "I captioned one day I'll shut up. Not today though." By the way, sorry if this is bad etiquette for accessibility use, but could you let me know if I can provide any help as someone with some JavaScript programming experience. I promise to not be intentionally cognitively quagmired.

      (As caused by my mind-altering chemical intake)

      (That previous additional caption joke was a coincidence, I did not know what the caption was before writing the accessibility description)

      • imaqtpie@lemmy.myserv.one
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        12 hours ago

        God damn you really do be litty right now.

        I didn’t take it as rude or insulting at all, you’re just overthinking and paranoid bc you’re high af.

        Plus I’ve already taken an immense amount of abuse on Lemmy because I’m an admin, people always end up popping off on me no matter what I do. I see you’ve been here a long time so you may remember a few months after the APIcalypse when trolls were spamming the most disgusting stuff and I had to keep banning them as quickly as I could. This guy took it personally 😂

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          34 minutes ago

          Turds gushing like a broken damn

          Uhh, I guess one could argue that it’s poetic? Like he knows he’s a piece of shit. He knows there are other pieces of shit. But he’s too stupid to know that there are probably admins in multiple time zones when you go to sleep, NLP-powered blacklists and other automod tools. (I’m assuming)

          wait did he set his username to specifically call you a slur?

          we are definitely not smoking the same strain

          probably not even smoking the same substance

          I don’t mean crack or bath salts or whatever

          I mean like, carbon monoxide, leaded gasoline and rare deliriants.

          Didn’t know I was talking to a mod, so wasn’t intending to ass-kiss. Uh let me say something to prove I’m not biased but not break the rules.

          Your 2nd favourite song probably isn’t all that great

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      18 hours ago

      Possums are awesomes! Possums eat ticks and other stuff you don’t want around and are immune to rabies. Good animal to share space with.