- cross-posted to:
- leopardsatemyface@lemm.ee
- cross-posted to:
- leopardsatemyface@lemm.ee
What does lil’ Swasteelon have to do with it, though?
He’s just the real life leopard that people voted to eat their faces
Become the 🐆
[Scene opens on a wide, desolate savanna at dusk. The camera slowly pans over a leopard lying under a tree, its large body barely able to move. The sun is setting, casting a cold, dim light over the scene. Soft wind rustles through the dry grass. The leopard’s eyes are dull, its breathing labored.]
Narrator (soft, somber voice): In the wild, leopards are meant to stalk, to hunt, to climb. But for some, this is no longer possible. These are the leopards of the forgotten savanna… the ones who can no longer live the life they were born to lead.
[Cut to a close-up of another leopard, this one lying next to a watering hole, panting heavily. The camera lingers on its enormous, bloated body, its paws barely able to reach the ground. The leopard’s eyes seem vacant, devoid of the wild spark they once had.]
Narrator: Overfed and unable to move, these leopards have been left to a slow, painful existence. They can no longer hunt their prey, no longer climb the trees to escape danger, no longer feel the thrill of the chase. They are trapped in their own bodies.
[Cue the soft, mournful opening chords of “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan. The camera slowly pans over a third leopard, sluggishly trying to rise, but its massive weight prevents it from standing. It lets out a heavy sigh, its once-strong legs buckling beneath it.]
Narrator: They are the forgotten victims of a world that has abandoned them. Too fat to run, too weak to fight… These leopards are slowly fading, one breath at a time. They need your help.
[Cut to a shot of a leopard staring out over the savanna. The camera lingers on its face, eyes half-closed, its expression one of quiet resignation.]
Narrator: For just $3 a day, you can provide the care and support these leopards so desperately need. A donation will help give them the chance to live a life of dignity. Help them find their way back to the wild they were meant to roam.
[The music swells as the camera fades to black, and the words “Your donation can make a difference” appear in white text on the screen.]
Narrator (whispering): Please, don’t let them suffer in silence. The time to act is now.
[The music fades out, and the SPCA logo appears in the corner, along with a toll-free number and website for donations.]
At least give credit to the AI you forced to destroy a bit more of the environment for your virtual votes
Local instance running on solar… at least I think it was that day, I’ll have to go back and check it.
And I always thank my llm…when the robots rise up, I don’t want them to think I was rude.
Should we really be comparing such vicious, murderous and psychopathic creatures to leopards?
What did leopards ever do to us?
Have you ever spotted one?
Sadly no
Believe me, if you meant in the wild, that’s not a sadly situation, that’s a you’re dead situation. If you meant in a zoo, then, most probably it is a sadly situation, just not for you.
If the leopard wants to eat your face we should let it eat your face.
If you vote for a leopard to eat your face, then don’t be surprised when it does.
let it eat your face
Heil Trump, indeed, friend!
Vice President Drumpf can suck the leopard’s cock while President Musk’s and President Putin’s leopard eats his entire head.