Getting ready to greet someone I haven’t met before (Hopefully! Oh fuck I’m not sure if I met this person before! What if I introduce myself and they’re like “Uhm, yes, Hi, we met a month ago at the thing”, I’ll die from the shame! 😩).

Shake hands. I remembered my own name! Success! And they didn’t look all weird like we met before! I’m the king of the world! 👑

Oh fuck. I didn’t listen when they said what their name was 😭