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can@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works ·
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism

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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism

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can@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works ·
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WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Not oniony enough, still believable and probably just gonna give them ideas.

  • Sai Somsphet@lemmy.zip
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    Oh thank God it’s the onion

    • Thorry84@feddit.nl
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      I had to check 3 times, it’s impossible to tell these days.

    • can@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      Give it a week or two.

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    don’t give them any ideas

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    If he had any sense he would have shaved and gone for the Lex Luthor look.

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      Worked for Bezos…

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        I bet Bezos loves Musk and Zuck for taking up some spotlight.

    • can@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      He still doesn’t believe he’s the villain

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    The Democrats are using WMD*s!

    *Words of Manifested De-hairing.

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    What’s with the weird hamburger bun shapes? Are those supposed to outline the very obvious thing in the pics, like a useless red circle?

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      I hastily compiled the collage using sources such as this one

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