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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

I'm sure dolphins will fuck it up in their own special way.

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I'm sure dolphins will fuck it up in their own special way.

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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    They’re likely to fuck something…

    • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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      Wanna party?

  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    No they’re just gonna leave earth. I read it in a book once

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    Dolphin can’t make fire. How dolphin smelt Bronze to end stone age?

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlOP
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      Underwater volcano

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    “Our ascent as a species started from the hydrogen bomb, it is dolphin nature to love the hydrogen bomb”

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    I think orcas are up next, they’re the smartest and have the most wrinkley brains on earth. Maybe why they started sinking yachts… Because we’re too smooth brained to to it

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      Nope, it’s crows. Crows solve problems just like orcas, and remember. However crows can manipulate objects much better. Studies have shown they’re already using tools. Also, they can freaking fly!

      Also, if we’re betting, I say a crows wing is much more likely to evolve an opposing thumb than a dolphin flipper.

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        you are assuming an opposing thumb is absolutely necessary. in that case, monkeys are much better candidates.

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          No I’m not. I’m just saying an opposable thumb would be even more advantageous.

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