cross-posted from: https://kbin.social/m/canada@lemmy.ca/t/533670
The owners of the store at Tipton Gas Bar in Lake Cowichan, B.C., were baffled when a black bear walked in and stole a bag of gummy bears.
Not gonna lie, I came here expecting a punchline.
A brown bear and polar bear case the joint from across the street, taking notes. Their black bear accomplice rejoins them with a gummy grin. “These idiots are a good mark. They don’t know to fight back!”
…and no chickens had to cross the road.
I honestly thought this is a post in some kind of jokes community.
Whoops, I saw your username and clicked expecting an aiel humor type punchline lol
Come with me, little ones, you are free from this prison
They were just looking for a sugar-mama.
Were they sugar free and were they to help him do that thing that we often ask if bears do in the woods?
Maybe there was a picture of bears on the packaging and it thought that meant pet food for bears lol