Up for sale is a flying carpet project. Currently doesn’t fly for me, but I feel that I just wasn’t believing enough in myself.

Original seller demonstrated the carpets impressive flying abilities, so I know it works. I may have eaten a few mushrooms prior to their demo, but they assured me it had nothing to do with it.

So far, the only thing it’s done for me is break a few bones (and my spirit). Up to new buyer to get it working again.

I lost the original instructions, sorry.

Price is $4,000

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
    3·
    1 month ago

    Does it come with accessories? Like jet engine, helmet or any apparell supplied by Acme?

    • nailingjello@lemmy.zipOP
      3·
      1 month ago

      Now that you mentioned it, I vaguely recall the original owner had a motor attached. He mentioned it wasn’t needed and didn’t include it in the sale. Because of this, I’m unable to pass it along.

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
        3·
        1 month ago

        Have you considered the absence of such element may be linked to the malfunction of the item?

          • qyron@sopuli.xyz
            3·
            1 month ago

            I believe in you as well. I just lack confidence on the item at hand. I have a firm suspicion you were mislead.

            • nailingjello@lemmy.zipOP
              2·
              1 month ago

              Fair point, guess you can’t trust anyone these days. I’ll keep that in mind the next time someone tries to sell me something.

              On a side note, I’m off to go look at a talking fish that someone has for sale.