Up for sale is a flying carpet project. Currently doesn’t fly for me, but I feel that I just wasn’t believing enough in myself.
Original seller demonstrated the carpets impressive flying abilities, so I know it works. I may have eaten a few mushrooms prior to their demo, but they assured me it had nothing to do with it.
So far, the only thing it’s done for me is break a few bones (and my spirit). Up to new buyer to get it working again.
I lost the original instructions, sorry.
Price is $4,000
Is it cool if I already did but promise to start believing in myself again from now on?
If I can get my wife to stick around for 17 years I bet I can get this to fly.
Might take some shrooms but I’m willing to risk it…
Sold. No takesie backsies on your promise.
Pinky promise. I’ll believe in me from here on. Especially if it only cost me $20…