oh I got the joke, nobody want to be an Iron
Man… I always picked iron because it was the easiest to grip
And slide
Why is there a dong cage?
because it’s 4pm honey…
Its strapon time
Because it’s locktober. Lock your sissies up!
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I like the spring piece but my brother is always stealing it
Poor lil fella
I’m down to read your fanfic
…the penis?
Oh man it’s been a long time since I’ve played. For all I remember it could have have had a penis and I just forgot.
Hmmm… If only it were a penis…
Everyone knows the race car is the best.
Screw that, gimme the battleship
I beg to differ… It is common knowledge that the boot is the best piece to use if you want to win
THIMBLE FOR LIFE
I’m disappointed in myself that I didn’t notice the dick cage until I read about it in the comments. I should probably get some sleep…
No no, that’s a good thing. Congrats.
I wanna play with the dick cage.
Fuck you. I’m always the dog.
Ok, I take the car or the magic hat.
Car 4 lyfe
True either dog or fingerhat
I’ve never heard someone call a thimble that.
I think I called it that, because this would be the literal translation of “Fingerhut” (the German word) and I sounded right so I guessed it would be the same in English.
(I edited the comment, because I actually made a mistake in the first place)
Well it worked well enough I knew what you were talking about. Make me think of how glove in German is literally hand shoe.
Yes indeed
What’s the difference between the thimble and the cock cage?
The difference should be the size, but not all of us would know
One you can fit your cock in it and the other you can fit in your cock
Maybe not size but shape?
Just lock me up, i wanna go to jail.
Number 2
That’s not a…why?
The dong protector/ lemon zester is always my favorite piece because it can obviously fill both roles at the same time.
It’s supposed to be a thimble.
I don’t think bird cages are designed for protection.
I have a newer edition of Monopoly which has a T-rex, so obviously I always play as the T-rex.
Top Hat. It isn’t a sex aid, millennials. I know you haven’t seen them before.
Its soo far from being a sex aid it’s actually a sex hinderince
… And that’s why average men and women got the vote in (UK) Representation of People Act 1918.
Holup y are there 2 thimbles???
They protect 2 different appendages silly
2 different fingers
