19·1 year ago- Planting a bodycam on Adrian Zenz and watching him running around Xinjiang failing to find a 9th Uyghur interviewee
- Sitting across Janet Yellen who just ordered her fourth portion of psychedelic mushrooms
- Listening to Anthony Blinken address China from a position of strength
- State visit to the half-pipe where Annalena Baerbock does her 360s
- Trump and Biden outcompeting each other for the dumbest way to mishandle classified documents
- A squirrel giving birth on Olaf Scholz’ head while he pretends to be awake
- Infuriated lobbyists having to bribe Ursula von der Leyen yet again every time she gets a new job