• Archmage Azor@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    But if I don’t have a truck the size of a locomotive how will people know that I absolutely do not have a micropenis?

    • donut4ever@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      I have always said “the louder the engine the smaller the dick”. Guess this now applies to bigger trucks, too.

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        1 year ago

        I’ve pivoted. I don’t think it’s the size of the penis. Plenty of people with below average penises are great in bed and their partners are happy.

        The people who feel the need to compensate know they are weak and cowardly and would never stand up for themselves against anyone stronger than them. And it emasculates them so they feel the need to compensate outwardly to other men. “I’m big and strong and tough!” In reality they’d back down from any other person, authority figure, or institution that they didn’t feel like could beat or bully.

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        1 year ago

        Nothing wrong with having a small penis. Definitely some things wrong with the way people choose to compensate for their insecurities. Such is life.

    • BombOmOm@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Can’t buy a small truck because EPA regulations made it easier to make the trucks bigger. Let’s remove that failed regulation so small trucks actually exist.