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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months ago

Blue. Of course.

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Blue. Of course.

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months ago
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    Green is my first thought, but blue would be acceptable.

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      Blue is the only acceptable answer as far as my Trekkie ass is concerned. Green? Go back to Botany where you belong

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        Botany is science

        In my headcannon blue is math or physics

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          Your head cannon is wrong. You’re wrong. You’re all wrong! Degenerates! The lot of you!

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        Yeah thats my fav science fuck you.

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      Green, because life uh uh finds a way

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      That’s crazy! I was gonna say “blue, but I guess green makes sense too”, and honestly I only think less of green in this case because it appears to be smaller.

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