The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoWhat if I'm scared too?media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up1392arrow-down111
arrow-up1381arrow-down1imageWhat if I'm scared too?media.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square62linkfedilink
minus-squareIhaveCrabs111@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 months ago“Honey, I think there’s a bear in the yard. Go shoo it away.” “Ok. Good thing I don’t need my arms anymore.”
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 months agotake the Bear’s instead. THIS IS AMERICA, WHAT DO YOU THINK RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS MEANS?
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months ago“Oh just a bear? Should be fine at least it’s not some strange man like a new neighbor or delivery driver, who cares.”
“Honey, I think there’s a bear in the yard. Go shoo it away.”
“Ok. Good thing I don’t need my arms anymore.”
take the Bear’s instead.
THIS IS AMERICA, WHAT DO YOU THINK RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS MEANS?
“Oh just a bear? Should be fine at least it’s not some strange man like a new neighbor or delivery driver, who cares.”