• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksOP
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    7 months ago

    One time, when I was a teenager, I went out to one of those Mongolian BBQ chains with some friends. One bowl was $X, unlimited was like $2X.

    Asked the waiter “Hey if I just get the one bowl, not the unlimited, can we share?”, he didn’t see a problem with it.

    I tiptoe gently to the grill with an architectural masterpiece: vegetables as scaffolding, meat strategically placed, literally over a foot tall. Wound up feeding four of us with leftovers.

    I’m not going to say everyone clapped, but a good number of random strangers nearby did actually, literally, clap.