The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 9 个月前Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??startrek.websiteimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1777arrow-down136
arrow-up1741arrow-down1imageAre you trying to STEAL entertainment??startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 9 个月前message-square57fedilink
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·9 个月前Jokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.
minus-squareFixbeat@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up36·9 个月前That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up42arrow-down1·9 个月前“Picture yourself holding the product and smiling” “Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”
minus-squareTheWinged7@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 个月前But I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad
minus-squareLoftySnowman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 个月前I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 个月前If the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.
Jokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.
That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.
“Picture yourself holding the product and smiling”
“Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”
But I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad
I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.
If the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.