• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    It’s super gay. Like honeybear gay. What’s a honeybear? I’m so glad I asked! Think of the biggest, hairiest, burliest gay biker you can find. Uncrank that hog (let the motor rest). Get him out of this leathers (it’s so hot outside). Let his hair down (he deserves it). Now roll that big bumbly naked bear (and two of his friends) down into a sandy pit and drizzle those boys with ants and honey while they roll around and be merry. That’s how gay it is.