Oh uh.,…yeah, Jeff Goldblum, ahhhhhh…oh he’s that…that guy. He was in that thing! Wow. That’s so. It’s like, it really is. (that’s me doing my very bad Jeff Goldblum impression)…
But the whole purpose of sunglasses is to make you anonymous so people won’t recognize you! (It’s actually an old joke, a horse wearing sunglasses so you won’t recognize it). I was just trying and failing to be humorous. : /
Here is an unrelated image of a normal human sitting in a chair. As you can tell the sunglasses do nothing, it is still clearly a human.
Nice try, but that’s no normal human. That’s Jeff Goldblum!
Nowhere near sexy enough
Oh uh.,…yeah, Jeff Goldblum, ahhhhhh…oh he’s that…that guy. He was in that thing! Wow. That’s so. It’s like, it really is. (that’s me doing my very bad Jeff Goldblum impression)…
But the whole purpose of sunglasses is to make you anonymous so people won’t recognize you! (It’s actually an old joke, a horse wearing sunglasses so you won’t recognize it). I was just trying and failing to be humorous. : /