• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    18·
    2 months ago

    .

    …

    …

    Ok.

    … can you butter your biscuits next?

    Somewhat more serious question:

    … what do you think of the uh, texture?

    Nubbed for her pleasure?

    ???

    • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      161·
      2 months ago

      The fuck? Where do you get off asking something like that, what are you some kind of pervert?

      (lmao tho)

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        7·
        2 months ago

        Oh well uh, I edited in with a second question, as you wrote that…

        So I guess: I dunno!

        Where do you get off!?

        I thought that corn was buttered!

        …

        I in fact can believe its not butter!

        • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
          10·
          2 months ago

          Lol. Yeah tho, the texture is subtle but noticeable? It’s nice, not wild or anything but still pleasant!

          • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
            4·
            2 months ago

            Ok, so basically:

            … was only 95% insane, not 100% insane.

            That’s what I’m hearing lol, that a corncob could infact be a legitimately ‘interesting’ variant on a typical dildo?

            Whether its for your cornholio or your bungholio?

            Hahahah!

            • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
              5·
              2 months ago

              (I’m sorry, the reference is lost on me!)

              Imho if you’re going for a textured toy you could do a lot better than corn texture, but it’s not bad.

              • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                5·
                2 months ago

                Ah thats… Beavis and Butthead, was on MTV when I was a kid… which means I guess you’re roughly 10ish years younger than me.

                Oi.

                Anyway, that’s Cornholio. He needs various things for his bunghole.

                “Cornholio” gets deported to Mexico

                Beavis and Butthead was largely made by Mike Judge, who then went on to make King of the Hill.

                … not sure if I’m explaining meme references or just aging myself at this point…

                • Warl0k3@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
                  5·
                  2 months ago

                  Oh lol no, I just didn’t have television growing up so pretty much every reference from that era (that I haven’t sought out as an adult) is lost on me. TY for explaining though!

                  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                    4·
                    2 months ago

                    Ooooh ok. That would also explain that.

                    I … had a neighbor family that was like that, while growing up… figured that was pretty weird and uncommon though.

                    … It would give you a very interesting perspective on 90s era TV shows though, having not had the same baseline as most others.