Stepsis: Dafne Keen, Facefuck: McKenna Grace

Step-mom: Jennifer Lopez

Head Elf: Livvy Dunne

Naughty Elf: Olivia Rodrigo

Helping Elf: Madison Beer

Miss Claus: Ariana Grande, Creampie: Madison Beer

Auntie: Elizabeth Olsen

Cousin: Billie Eilish, Takes me away

Elope with: Helping Elf Madison Beer

Harem: Hailee Steinfeld, Sofia Vergara, Ariana Grande, Billie Eilish, Sabrina Carpenter, Rachel Zegler, Kylie Jenner, Samara Weaving, Katy Perry